Classic British Flight Sim

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth and be anyone you wish to be

The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;'
And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipilini..'
St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asked
'Sara Pipalini,' replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell.'

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.

'No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.'
EricT

I think that may have been posted before but I still laughed as I couldn't remember the punchline

Sara Pipilini.. who the hell thinks these things up!
ATB
DaveB

Strange, I almost posted that a few days ago but I remembered I first heard it over 35 years ago, but not with Madonna as one of the nuns. Still funny though!

Nigel²

You can never go wrong with nun jokes.

Brian