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Airline Pax Experience a Wee Bit Of Fright
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 00:04
by airboatr
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/pas ... bled=false
No No
Mom on board
Well I'm sure a directive is being prepared.
From now on it's Mother
We're jumping at our shadows these days.

Re: Airline Pax Experience a Wee Bit Of Fright
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 00:16
by Garry Russell
Make a change from "Hi Jack"
I suppose they do have to chose their words
What if he reported to ops the number of pax as 107 bums on seats...a common enough term used to describe such things.

Re: Airline Pax Experience a Wee Bit Of Fright
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 00:54
by airboatr
Well I wish the local ice cream shop would instate a like policy.
the girl down there keeps asking if I want my nuts crushed.
Re: Airline Pax Experience a Wee Bit Of Fright
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 01:51
by DavidK
airboatr wrote:the girl down there keeps asking if I want my nuts crushed.
Would that be at no extra charge..?
Apparently, some folk pay good money for this kind of thing...!
Re: Southwest Bomb on Board
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 04:09
by airboatr

I just say No and sidestep over to the cashier.
Re: Airline Pax Experience a Wee Bit Of Fright
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 05:12
by Paul K
Re: Airline Pax Experience a Wee Bit Of Fright
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 07:19
by FlyTexas
Gee Joe, your 'subject' just about gave me a heart attack...and the bit about the "crushed nuts" didn't help much either.
Brian
Re: Airline Pax Experience a Wee Bit Of Fright
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 14:57
by Filonian
airboatr wrote:Well I wish the local ice cream shop would instate a like policy.
the girl down there keeps asking if I want my nuts crushed.
That sounds very painful indeed. Care needs to be taken when choosing words.
I was at the hospital this morning for another treatment, my lad took me in his car so I didn't have my walking stick with me.
Afterwards, on the way out I remarked on this to the nurse who said, "Never mind, just hang on to me."
When I informed her that this was the best offer I have had to day, she came over all unnecessary.
Graham
Airline Pax experience a wee bit of fright
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 16:34
by airboatr
Airline Pax experience a wee bit of fright
Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 16:38
by airboatr