Classic British Flight Sim

My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!!


EricT

That was too bad to comment!

ATB
DaveB

Veeely funny!

Brian

Graham

Terrible Eric!

Ben Watson wrote:Terrible Eric!

Yes, tellible Elic.

If you could just post that address Eric, I'd be obliged.

Mr Airboatr,
Please note that if she does get a tenant, she may well need an ELECTRICIAN to do maintainance, not an ERECTRITION!

Reminds me of this...

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening.

Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling “Gama Su!, Gama Su!”. Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.

The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, “Gama Su! Gama Su!” Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked “Wrong Hole? What do you mean Wrong Hole?”