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Aussie Compassion

Posted: 11 Jan 2012, 20:07
by Tomliner
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey . As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes the body away,
Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife. Mongrel says,
'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?
''Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.'That's unbelievable, you told the
Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?

''Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.'When she answered the door, I said to her,
"you must be Coot's widow."She said, 'You must be mistaken.. I'm not a widow.
'Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are...........
Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.

Brings a tear to the eye eh? :'( EricT

Re: Aussie Compassion

Posted: 11 Jan 2012, 20:58
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :agree:


Graham

Re: Aussie Compassion

Posted: 11 Jan 2012, 21:26
by Swanoir
Having visited Australia, I can easily imagine reading this as a serious news item in the Woolagong Evening Standard.