Classic British Flight Sim

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.

The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'

The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'




Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car.

It later turned out to be a tax disc



No offence intended EricT

Picking on the poor Scousers again, I see!

Nigel²

Scouser, eh? I learn more new words hanging around here. Thank goodness for Google. The other day my Mom asked me the meaning of the word "cheeky"...and I was able to tell her.

Brian

See the international public service we perform. How would your Mum get on with "Geordie" "Toon" or "Mackem" lol

Ben Watson wrote:See the international public service we perform. How would your Mum get on with "Geordie" "Toon" or "Mackem" lol

Or "Dunch"

Ben Watson wrote:See the international public service we perform. How would your Mum get on with "Geordie" "Toon" or "Mackem" lol

You missed "Tackem" Ben.


Graham

and I forgot "Sand Dancer"

Holy cow! Ya'll have a name for just about everybody. Ok, what name do you have for one-legged men (with a severe overbite) from Sunderland?

Brian

Don't forget Monkey Hanger

Divvn't forget coin roond the corner.