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Not A Bad Idea!
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 15:38
by Tomliner
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on Parliament Square , London . Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Parliament and they're asking for a £100 million pound ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

EricT
Re: Not A Bad Idea!
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 15:48
by Garry Russell
Re: Not A Bad Idea!
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 16:12
by DaveB
Didn't see that one coming either!
ATB
DaveB

Re: Not A Bad Idea!
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 16:40
by Filonian
We can but dream.......
Graham
Re: Not A Bad Idea!
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 16:44
by airboatr
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Re: Not A Bad Idea!
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 19:38
by aeroart
Save some, too, for my House of Representatives!
Art
Re: Not A Bad Idea!
Posted: 31 Dec 2011, 00:22
by nigelb
aeroart wrote:Save some, too, for my House of Representatives!
Art

Sounds like a good idea!
Nigel²
Re: Not A Bad Idea!
Posted: 31 Dec 2011, 04:08
by Chris Trott
That one's been going around about a guy on the Washington Turnpike in DC. Seems everyone's about had it with their "representatives" failing to represent.
Re: Not A Bad Idea!
Posted: 31 Dec 2011, 22:48
by Tomliner
Seems everyone's about had it with their "representatives" failing to represent
I really can't think why

EricT