It's Him Again
Posted: 12 Dec 2011, 16:24
The teacher gave the class a bowl full of Lifesavers (what we in the UK know as Polo Fruits) and asked the children to identify the flavours by their colour:
And they did....
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ................ Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers.
This time none of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said: 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
Little Johnny looked up in horror, spat his Lifesaver out and yelled:
'Oh my God! They're a*se-holes!'
EricT
And they did....
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ................ Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers.
This time none of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said: 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
Little Johnny looked up in horror, spat his Lifesaver out and yelled:
'Oh my God! They're a*se-holes!'
EricT