Not Another Blonde Joke!
Posted: 02 Dec 2011, 16:24
One winter morning at breakfast a couple were listening to the radio.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street,
so the snowplough can get through."
The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said,
"We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move
your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplough can
get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must
park..." then silence. The power supply had crashed! The wife was very
upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know
what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave
it in the garage this time?'
EricT
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street,
so the snowplough can get through."
The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said,
"We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move
your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplough can
get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must
park..." then silence. The power supply had crashed! The wife was very
upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know
what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave
it in the garage this time?'
EricT