Scottish Golf Club Membership
Posted: 22 Nov 2011, 15:59
An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down.
So he goes down to the club to enquire why.
Secretary: "You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?”
Scot: "Aye but I am as Scottish as you are, Jock."
Secretary: "This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts."
Scot: "Aye, so do I."
Secretary: "You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?”
Scot: "Aye, neither do I."
Secretary: "But you are a Jew?"
Scot: "Aye, I am that."
Secretary: "So you are circumcised?"
Scot: "Aye, that I am!"
Secretary: "I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that."
Scot: "Ah, away with ye man ..........! I know that ye have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that ye have to be
a Catholic to join the Knights of Saint Columbus.
But this is the first time I ever heard that ye have to be a complete pr*ck to join a golf club."
EricT
So he goes down to the club to enquire why.
Secretary: "You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?”
Scot: "Aye but I am as Scottish as you are, Jock."
Secretary: "This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts."
Scot: "Aye, so do I."
Secretary: "You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?”
Scot: "Aye, neither do I."
Secretary: "But you are a Jew?"
Scot: "Aye, I am that."
Secretary: "So you are circumcised?"
Scot: "Aye, that I am!"
Secretary: "I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that."
Scot: "Ah, away with ye man ..........! I know that ye have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that ye have to be
a Catholic to join the Knights of Saint Columbus.
But this is the first time I ever heard that ye have to be a complete pr*ck to join a golf club."
EricT