Bar Prices!
Posted: 28 Aug 2011, 13:41
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:
Cheese Sandwich: = £1.50
Chicken Sandwich: = £2.50
Hand Job: = £10
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the
bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive
blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives
the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!
EricT