The Seniors' Bus Tour

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The Seniors' Bus Tour

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up..

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'..
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'



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HOW VILE! :lol: :lol:

Didn't see that one coming :lol:

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:lol: cracked me up

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:lol: :lol:

Yuk!!!
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dats not YUK dats Luv :agree:

cleanup on isle two! cleanup on isle two!!

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crap, you killed Kenny. :-O

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airboatr wrote:crap, you killed Kenny. :-O

They must've been going here Joe *-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilkenny
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Kenny finds that very interesting and askes if you've Ever heard of Kilgary Mountain.

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http://www.fiftiesweb.com/stpats/kilgarymtn.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvLcLLIz ... re=related

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No!!.........but it sounds like I might :hide:
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