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They are finally together....

Posted: 03 Aug 2009, 13:37
by Filonian
Judy got married and had 13 children.

Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident.

12 years later Judy again, remarried,.... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having produced 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:.... "I think he means her legs, Ethel..."




Graham

Re: They are finally together....

Posted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:02
by Nigel H-J
Oh deary me Graham, that's the second time you've posted that one...but still very funny :lol: :lol:

Regards
Nigel.

Re: They are finally together....

Posted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:33
by Filonian
Nigel H-J wrote:Oh deary me Graham, that's the second time you've posted that one...but still very funny :lol: :lol:

Regards
Nigel.
Oooeeeeer,

Another senior moment - 70 year old memory isn't what it was :dunno: :-( . Time for an upgrade I fear :lol: :lol: :roll:



Graham

Re: They are finally together....

Posted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:40
by Garry Russell
:lol: :lol: :lol:

New one on me...maybe it while I was "away"

Garry

Re: They are finally together....

Posted: 03 Aug 2009, 16:20
by airboatr
:lol: funny
:think: I don't remember that one.
:worried:

Re: They are finally together....

Posted: 03 Aug 2009, 18:37
by Nigel H-J
New one on me...maybe it while I was "away"

funny
I don't remember that one.

Hey guys, surely you must remember it.....it was posted here...I swear it was!! :worried:

Nigel.

Re: They are finally together....

Posted: 03 Aug 2009, 18:49
by Nigel H-J
Found it....though have to say I was getting a bit worried!!
:worried:
http://www.cbfsim.org/cbfsim/cbfsBB/vie ... 01#p187201

Nigel

Re: They are finally together....

Posted: 03 Aug 2009, 18:51
by Garry Russell
Ah yes

While I was in dock :)

Garry