Is sex work or pleasure?
Posted: 12 Jul 2009, 18:40
The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the British Army about to start the morning briefing to his staff and company commanders.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the CO decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was work, and how much of it was pleasure?
The QM chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
A captain said it was 50-50%.
The Adjutant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the private who was in charge of making the coffee.
What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young private responded, 'Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.'
The CO was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
'Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the f**k@@g officers would have me doing it for them.'
The room fell silent.
Graham
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the CO decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was work, and how much of it was pleasure?
The QM chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
A captain said it was 50-50%.
The Adjutant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the private who was in charge of making the coffee.
What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young private responded, 'Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.'
The CO was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
'Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the f**k@@g officers would have me doing it for them.'
The room fell silent.
Graham
