Oh no!
Posted: 25 Jun 2009, 20:41
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is
unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor
tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." and
refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss
as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist
refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some
powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can
only use it once a year! All you have to do is say 123 and it
shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it`s over?"
The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is 1234
and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"=
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with
the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says 123 , and
suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say 123 for?"
unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor
tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." and
refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss
as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist
refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some
powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can
only use it once a year! All you have to do is say 123 and it
shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it`s over?"
The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is 1234
and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"=
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with
the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says 123 , and
suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say 123 for?"
