Genie
Posted: 04 Jun 2008, 15:01
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag, he sits down and places the bag on the counter. The barman walks up and asks “what’s in the bag?” The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man about one foot high and sets him on the counter, then pulls out a small piano and places that on the counter, finally he pulls out a tiny bench and places it in front of the piano.
The little man sits down on the bench and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart. “Where on earth did you get that?” asks the barman. The man responds by reaching into the bag and pulls out a lamp and handing it to the barman saying “Rub it”. The barman rubs the lamp and suddenly there is a puff of smoke and a beautiful genie appears.
“I will grant you just one wish” says the genie. The barman gets really excited and without hesitating he says “I want a million bucks”. With that the genie disappears and shortly a duck walks into the bar followed by another, then another and very soon the bar is full of ducks and they still keep coming in.
The barman turns to the man and says “Y’know, I think your genie is a little bit deaf…..I asked for a million bucks…not ducks”
“Tell me about it” replied the man, “do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
Nigel.
The little man sits down on the bench and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart. “Where on earth did you get that?” asks the barman. The man responds by reaching into the bag and pulls out a lamp and handing it to the barman saying “Rub it”. The barman rubs the lamp and suddenly there is a puff of smoke and a beautiful genie appears.
“I will grant you just one wish” says the genie. The barman gets really excited and without hesitating he says “I want a million bucks”. With that the genie disappears and shortly a duck walks into the bar followed by another, then another and very soon the bar is full of ducks and they still keep coming in.
The barman turns to the man and says “Y’know, I think your genie is a little bit deaf…..I asked for a million bucks…not ducks”
“Tell me about it” replied the man, “do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
Nigel.
