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Heather's divorce

Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 22:27
by Chris558
Everybody is speculating how much Heather Mills-McCartney will recieve in her divorce settlement.

One source said it could be as much as an arm and a....LEG!

(I'm outa here!!) :lol:

Re: Heather's divorce

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 08:15
by TobyV
Oh dear, that's bad :brick: :lol:

Re: Heather's divorce

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 16:14
by Paul K
'Bout time he gave her the boot.

Re: Heather's divorce

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 16:23
by RAF_Quantum
And apparently he bought her a plane the last Christmas they were together and he wants that back too, he's got some doors that need trimming down a bit.

:-#

Re: Heather's divorce

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 21:36
by DanKH
Last Christmas, I gave you a plane
But the very next day you threw it away.... :roll: :roll:

Re: Heather's divorce

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 21:42
by Garry Russell
If she used it to shave the wrong leg it would become a hairy plane :roll: :brick: :doho:

Garry

Re: Heather's divorce

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 21:44
by Paul K
:lol: :lol:

Re: Heather's divorce

Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 01:05
by VEGAS
I feel sorry for Macca. He is gonna have to stump up quite a few quid to keep her sweet. :bandit:

Re: Heather's divorce

Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 18:50
by Chris558
Yesterday, all her troubles seemed so far away. But apparently Heather doesn't care too much for money, 'cause money can't buy her love. Nevertheless, she'll still be in the sky with diamonds.

Paul is being an old softy about it, saying that if there's anything that she wants, or there's anything he can do, she should just call him and he'll send it along....with love, apparently.

Now Heather's on her own, she's thinking of joining a lonely hearts club, run by some sergeant. But she'll get by.......

...with a little help from her friends. :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:

Re: Heather's divorce

Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 22:45
by Garry Russell
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one Chris :)

Garry