The Pilot just had to make her say it!
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The airliner pushed back from the gate; the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc .
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination.'
Ed, sitting in the eighth row, thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?' When the attendant came by with the drink cart he said, 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes,' said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'
'My Goodness' said Ed, 'I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'
'That's another thing sir,' said the attendant, 'We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit, it's..................

.......'The Box Office.'
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination.'
Ed, sitting in the eighth row, thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?' When the attendant came by with the drink cart he said, 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes,' said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'
'My Goodness' said Ed, 'I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'
'That's another thing sir,' said the attendant, 'We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit, it's..................

.......'The Box Office.'

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I'm up for that conversiion!

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Re: The Pilot just had to make her say it!
Chris
That particular event happens usually three or four times a week at Allegiant we routinely fly "all female crews"
and the customers seem to like it - BTW sorry - to burst everyones bubble - its the flight deck always was always will be
Leif
That particular event happens usually three or four times a week at Allegiant we routinely fly "all female crews"
and the customers seem to like it - BTW sorry - to burst everyones bubble - its the flight deck always was always will be
Leif

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not in a bubble , ........to be burst
BTW sorry,it's a joke.
;-)
BTW sorry,it's a joke.
;-)
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James
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Re: The Pilot just had to make her say it!
riiiiiiight
she gives the other pilots a boom..... :think: er

she gives the other pilots a boom..... :think: er
Re: The Pilot just had to make her say it!
I'm a huge fan of family guy and the snippets that they go back to are normally the funniest. The best has to be Peter reading a comic whilst driving. trouserweeing funny!










