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Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 14:40
by airboatr
I hope that didn't ruin lunch :roll:
Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 15:00
by Garry Russell
AndyG wrote:
No 14 seems to have a typo though, surely it should read:
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."
The variation on that one is, of course, what do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
AndyG
And then it follows with ...What to you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no eye deer
And talking of Eskimo's they don't make good business men because whenever they sit down their assets get frozen!
Garry
Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 15:01
by AndyG
airboatr wrote:I hope that didn't ruin lunch :roll:
Lunch! I knew I'd forgotten something!
AndyG
Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 16:30
by delticbob
Real Corn
Just sitting down to dinner today (thats lunch for the posh ones :redface: ) & the phone rings.
I answer & get a clearly recorded message to the effect that my radio is ready for collection (oh ya) & would I telephone etc....premium rate number.
I fly MSFS, I'm not daft
Bob
Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 16:33
by TobyV
Reminds me of:
What do you call call a chav in a box?
Innit
What do you call an eskimo-chav in a box?
Innuinnit
Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 17:07
by Filonian
Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 19:41
by VEGAS
Posted: 25 Aug 2006, 07:46
by AndyMinx
Following up the chav one:
What do you call a chav in a box? Innit!
What do you call a chav in a metal box? Safe!
What do you call 2 chavs in a car? Bangin'!
What do you call a chav with a pushchair?......13! :shock:
Cheers,
Posted: 25 Aug 2006, 09:17
by AndyG
:shock:
