Posted: 02 Jun 2006, 21:34
I've not heard that one Sean.............. :k: :think:Avant-Garde-Aclue wrote:That was just like the joke about a nun who went to darts tournament Steve
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Posted: 02 Jun 2006, 21:38
You mean TONY Green old bean!!andy wrote:Eddie, Peter Green is the "caller" at the profesional darts tournements.VEGAS wrote:Quality. Ooze Peter Green though?...andy wrote:It's like the joke about the nun who went to a darts tournement.
The player threw his first dart and hit treble 20, second dart hit single 20, third dart hit the wire, bounced out and hit the nun between the eyes, killing her instantly.
Peter Green called out................one nun dead and eighty...................
Ever watch Bullseye on TV. He was the one who called out the scores.
I take it you've never chucked a 180 then...................
Posted: 02 Jun 2006, 21:40
Tony Green, Peter Bean..........who the f***.....whoever.
Talk about killing a joke..................
Talk about killing a joke..................
Posted: 02 Jun 2006, 21:41
Oh dear. I think my taxi's just pulled up.. :sad: :crying:andy wrote:Tony Green, Peter Bean..........who the f***.....whoever.
Talk about killing a joke..................
Posted: 02 Jun 2006, 21:41
It was only a joke, did'nt mean to start a flame war over darts
Apologetic grumpy old man
Sean
Apologetic grumpy old man
Sean
Posted: 02 Jun 2006, 21:51
Relax guy's.................it's Friday night. Chill out.
Posted: 02 Jun 2006, 21:58
Friday night? Time for a pub brawl. We need some coppers patrolling the CBFS forums.
Posted: 02 Jun 2006, 23:31
The darts one wasnt the one I had in mind either... my one involves the Holy Water 
Posted: 03 Jun 2006, 00:11
Do nuns drink whiskey....................???TobyVickers wrote:The darts one wasnt the one I had in mind either... my one involves the Holy Water
Posted: 03 Jun 2006, 09:04
Nope... perhaps I should just post it anyway and if its too bad, it'll get modded out...
A number of nuns die at the same time in a bus crash and all wait in a queue with St.Peter who will admit them to heaven.
St.Peter tells them they must be pure and clean to enter heaven. He asks the first nun "During your life, did you ever touch a man's *****?" The first nun goes red and relucantly admits she did. St.Peter instructs her to wash her finger in the Holy Water. The next nun steps forward, St.Peter asks her "Did you ever grab a man's *****?". She too is obviously ashamed, and admits that she did. St.Peter instructs her to wash her whole hand in the water.
Suddenly one of the nuns from the back of the queue runs to the front. St.Peter asks her why she cannot wait her turn, she replies "I want to wash my mouth out in the Holy Water, before (pointing to another nun), this dirty b**** has had to wash her a*se in it!"
I might hasten to add, this one came to me via a yard at a horse-racing trainers :redface:
A number of nuns die at the same time in a bus crash and all wait in a queue with St.Peter who will admit them to heaven.
St.Peter tells them they must be pure and clean to enter heaven. He asks the first nun "During your life, did you ever touch a man's *****?" The first nun goes red and relucantly admits she did. St.Peter instructs her to wash her finger in the Holy Water. The next nun steps forward, St.Peter asks her "Did you ever grab a man's *****?". She too is obviously ashamed, and admits that she did. St.Peter instructs her to wash her whole hand in the water.
Suddenly one of the nuns from the back of the queue runs to the front. St.Peter asks her why she cannot wait her turn, she replies "I want to wash my mouth out in the Holy Water, before (pointing to another nun), this dirty b**** has had to wash her a*se in it!"
I might hasten to add, this one came to me via a yard at a horse-racing trainers :redface: