Three Italian Nuns

andy · Post by **andy** » 02 Jun 2006, 21:34

Avant-Garde-Aclue wrote:That was just like the joke about a nun who went to darts tournament Steve

Sean

I've not heard that one Sean.............. :k: :think:

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 02 Jun 2006, 21:38

andy wrote:
VEGAS wrote:
andy wrote:It's like the joke about the nun who went to a darts tournement.
The player threw his first dart and hit treble 20, second dart hit single 20, third dart hit the wire, bounced out and hit the nun between the eyes, killing her instantly.

Peter Green called out................one nun dead and eighty...................
Quality. Ooze Peter Green though?...
Eddie, Peter Green is the "caller" at the profesional darts tournements.

Ever watch Bullseye on TV. He was the one who called out the scores.
I take it you've never chucked a 180 then...................

You mean TONY Green old bean!!

andy · Post by **andy** » 02 Jun 2006, 21:40

Tony Green, Peter Bean..........who the f***.....whoever.

Talk about killing a joke..................

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 02 Jun 2006, 21:41

andy wrote:Tony Green, Peter Bean..........who the f***.....whoever.

Talk about killing a joke..................

Oh dear. I think my taxi's just pulled up.. :sad: :crying:

Avant-Garde-Aclue · Post by **Avant-Garde-Aclue** » 02 Jun 2006, 21:41

It was only a joke, did'nt mean to start a flame war over darts

Apologetic grumpy old man

Sean

andy · Post by **andy** » 02 Jun 2006, 21:51

Relax guy's.................it's Friday night. Chill out.

Vixus · Post by **Vixus** » 02 Jun 2006, 21:58

Friday night? Time for a pub brawl. We need some coppers patrolling the CBFS forums.

TobyV · Post by **TobyV** » 02 Jun 2006, 23:31

The darts one wasnt the one I had in mind either... my one involves the Holy Water

andy · Post by **andy** » 03 Jun 2006, 00:11

TobyVickers wrote:The darts one wasnt the one I had in mind either... my one involves the Holy Water

Do nuns drink whiskey....................???

TobyV · Post by **TobyV** » 03 Jun 2006, 09:04

Nope... perhaps I should just post it anyway and if its too bad, it'll get modded out...

A number of nuns die at the same time in a bus crash and all wait in a queue with St.Peter who will admit them to heaven.

St.Peter tells them they must be pure and clean to enter heaven. He asks the first nun "During your life, did you ever touch a man's *****?" The first nun goes red and relucantly admits she did. St.Peter instructs her to wash her finger in the Holy Water. The next nun steps forward, St.Peter asks her "Did you ever grab a man's *****?". She too is obviously ashamed, and admits that she did. St.Peter instructs her to wash her whole hand in the water.

Suddenly one of the nuns from the back of the queue runs to the front. St.Peter asks her why she cannot wait her turn, she replies "I want to wash my mouth out in the Holy Water, before (pointing to another nun), this dirty b**** has had to wash her a*se in it!"

I might hasten to add, this one came to me via a yard at a horse-racing trainers :redface: