Caption Contest

[Garry Russell]

"I told you to put the ladder on the van roof and tie a white rag on the end."

[speedbird591]

Just seen this on Sickipedia. It's topical.

Avoidable: what a bullfighter tries to do.

And while I was there, this one made me laugh too:

Paddy goes on a talent show claiming he can count as quick as lightning.
The host of the show sits him down in front of a swarm of ants in a glass case.
"You have 30 seconds to count these ants," he says, "starting NOW."
"3,138," says Paddy after one second.
"Wow! That's correct!" says the host. "How on earth did you do that?"
"Easy," says Paddy, "I counted the legs and divided by six."

Ian

[airboatr]

The perils of climbing the corporate ladder.

[simondix]

Oh Bullocks!

[PaulC]

Ermentrude was less than impressed with her new prosthetic horns.

[emfrat]

'Are you free, Mr Humphries?"