Need some help with that car?

[Airspeed]

She does a lot of twiddling, but not with the engine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgTKyG86cL0

[airboatr]

Car ?. No. But I did see Ms Twiddle Sticks caboose.

[FlyTexas]

The guy's letter sweater has the letter T on it. T for twiddling? And the "caboose" made three appearances. Not that I was counting.

Brian

[Airspeed]

I've read the urban dictionary and the real dictionary.
Caboose is the manned last car on a train, or a ship's kitchen.
I saw none of these... .......
Did her bum appear, perhaps?

[FlyTexas]

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meanin ... of/caboose

Brian

[airboatr]

I've read the urban dictionary and the real dictionary.
Caboose is the manned last car on a train, or a ship's kitchen.
I saw none of these... .......
Did her bum appear, perhaps?

I'd offer to man her caboose but she's rather O̶l̶ ... erumm.. elderly- by now.

[Airspeed]

Response requested on another thread......
Yes, she'd be older than me by now.
I haven't really aged that much, just deteriorated.
What's your girlfriend going to say when she reads your post?

[airboatr]

She doesn't use words to smack me. She uses her hand.

[FlyTexas]

She doesn't use words to smack me. She uses her hand.

...and that's when you use words. The next time she voices concern about a wrinkle, just reply "Oh honey, that's just a natural part of the aging process." You'll be fine...trust me.

Brian