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Filonian
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Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
Graham


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Garry Russell
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nigelb
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Garry Russell
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by Garry Russell »
Of course pancakes are made with pain flour...but what if you used self raising flour

Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."