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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f****d?' The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No’.
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
Such tenderness
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
Must admit I wasn't sure about posting it.Think I'll stick to the principal of 'if in doubt don't.Hope nobody was offended.
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
