Compassionate Lawyer

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Tomliner
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Compassionate Lawyer

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A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, " I've got good news, and bad news for you."
The prisoner says, " Okay, what's the bad news ? "
" the bad news is that the Governor won't issue a stay of your execution !"
" Oh that's terrible. What possibly could be the good news ?"
" The good news is that I got Your Voltage Reduced "
:wasntme: EricT
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nigelb
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Re: Compassionate Lawyer

Post by nigelb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, very compassionate until the estate get the bill from the lawyer!

Nigel²

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