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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
A Welshman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
"Dear, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, You'd realise I was talking to the sheep."
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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nigelb
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by nigelb »
I wonder, did he live to see another day after that remark?
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steelsporran
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by steelsporran »
Now, if that had been an Australian telling it...
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Airspeed
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by Airspeed »
steelsporran wrote: Now, if that had been an Australian telling it...
Reminds me of the voiceover at the start of "Sunday Too Far Away",(Aus flm from years back), which included, "He's married, but not so it shows"
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Filonian
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by Filonian »
nigelb wrote:
I wonder, did he live to see another day after that remark?
Nigel²
I heard that he c an nearly see out of one eye, and the swelling is slowly going down on the other.
The broken arms and legs will take rather longer to heal.
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
