Supermarkets - new rules?............

[Filonian]

I went to the grocery store the other day to buy some cat food. I picked up four cans, and took them to the check-out counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.

I went home, picked up my cat and took it back to the store. They sold me the cat food.

The next day, I tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."

So I went home and brought in my dog. I was then able to buy the dog food.

The next day I took in a box with a hole in the lid. Iasked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

I assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out. Then she said to me, "That smells like sh*t."

I said, "It is, and I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."


Be warned............ Don't mess with old people.



Graham

[Benedettini]

Hahahahahha thats NOW a MESS loool

[VEGAS]

I'd have brought dog shit.

Then you could buy bog roll and dog food.