Little Johnny(surprised?) got seperated from his grandad in the local shopping centre the other day.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost me grandad!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandad."
The guard smiled, then asked: "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied:
"Red wine, and women with big t*ts." Delightful child. EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT