A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker!'.
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I used to play for Wigan!'.
Wedding night confession
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Angus Prune
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Wedding night confession
"I don't care how many times they go up-diddly-up-up; they're still gits."
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Blimey.. didn't sniff that coming
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..............I did Garry
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Yet ANOTHER Nigel 'ay? They are a dime a dozen now it seems. When I was growing up, I can only remember one other Nigel in my classes. Nigel Sunderland.......
or maybe it was Nigel from Sunderland. Ah, who cares! At least that's the excuse I use for my poor memory.Nigel²
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Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.