AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests itself:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and
decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice post on the porch table that
I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through it before I wash the car.
I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling
box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I
take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills
first.
I take my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only
one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in the desk in my study,
so I go into the house to my desk where
I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques but first I need to push the coffee
aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup..
As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers
on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water.
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to
water the flowers..
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with
water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the
kitchen table.
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV,I'll be looking for the
remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I
decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the
flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the
floor.
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up
the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to
do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm
really baffled because I know I was busy all bloody day and I'm
really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help
for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....
Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, Because
I can't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
EricT
because it hits a little too close to home.