A Loving Husband (PG-18)

[nigelb]

To impress his wife, a devoted husband has "I love you" tattoed on his c*ck. (Warning: Don't try this at home, kiddies) Rather pleased with the results, he rushes home to show his wife. He takes her upstairs to the bedroom and shows her the new tattoo in all it's glory.

Without batting an eye she complains "Your always putting words in my mouth"



Nigel²

[DaveB]

At least women don't get pregnant by having words put in their mouths.. or so I'm told

ATB

DaveB

[511Flyer]

Too many letters for me.

[airboatr]

it's a riddle

If she has good manners, she won't say anything.

[Garry Russell]

Can't think what you gentlemen are on about

[airboatr]

gentlemen

where

up the rating to PGWGP 9 7

[Garry Russell]

I use the term very loosley