Ryanair Silly Season

[Garry Russell]

Got to be kidding surely..but knowing Mr'O'Leary

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090706/tbs ... 7c223.html

Garry

[Bridon Bear]

So that is what airlines mean by 'Standby' tickets..... :roll:

I bet the next thing will be outside loo's

Regards

Bridon Bear

[Garry Russell]

Turbulence could be interesting..padded ceilings perhaps???

Garry

[Bridon Bear]

No seatbelts for them either....just Cargo nets!!

Regards

Bridon Bear

[Garry Russell]

"You life jacket is under your feet"

Perhaps padded walls and floors as well as ceiling....like in my room :o

Garry

[Nigel H-J]

In the event of an emergency landing and when it comes to the brace position do you hold onto the busty blonde stood next to you? Oh sorry, thought the cabin announcement said...........embrace :dance:

Nigel.

[Garry Russell]

Pre inflated air bags nigel Nigel

Garry

[DispatchDragon]

O'Learys joking

very short and to the point NO department of Civil Aviation would approve it -- the Lawyers of the World would have a field day


Leif

[cstorey]

It has actually happened. After the Darwin Christmas day earthquake in the ?1980s a Quantas 747 Captain very sensibly took everyone he could cram on board, and that flight held the world record fro SOB with something like 775 people on board

[Garry Russell]

It's happened a few times in miltary evacuations but scheduled service licensing is a different matter and this would not even get a hearing

It's a wind up

Garry