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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast!

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:) :lol: :lol:

Now....where's my bucket :think:

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Did someone else not post this recently (as in the last few weeks) :think: My memory is rubbish but even I remember this one :lol:

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I am sorry if this has been posted recently. I haven't spent much time on the computer recently because due to illness.

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Don't worry James.. it may well be me having some sort of flash back.. anything is possible. I've found that since I've been wearing glasses, I don't hear too well. How odd is that. One or the other.. not both :lol:

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There was a different version of that a year or so back....but of course if it came up again earlier this year I wouldn't know :lol:

Anyways Dave.you are no imagining it....keep taking the pills and you will end up as sane as me :worried:

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:lol: :lol:

If I could end up with a memory HALF as good as yours, I'd take whatever pills necessary :lol:

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Hmmmm.none of it is of any real use :-( :lol:

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I believe it may have been one of mine James, but not to worry, it's still worth a laugh. :thumbsup: :welldone:

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