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Filonian
- Red Arrows

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by Filonian »
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy . .
You just hoped nobody found out
Graham

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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DaveB
- The Ministry
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by DaveB »
Deary me Graham.. where the hell do you find these
ATB
DaveB :tab:


Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!