Dastardly crime

Filonian · Post by **Filonian** » 30 May 2007, 08:53

Graham

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 30 May 2007, 10:35

You've just gone down in my estimations Graham!

calypso · Post by **calypso** » 30 May 2007, 11:07

Wll, I liked it Graham!

Some more headlines.

When a midget spiritualist escaped from police: "Small Medium At Large"

"General flies back to front" (perhaps not even an intentional pun.)

"Man found dead in graveyard"

A boat load of illegal immigrants landed on Jupiter Island, which is somewhere in Florida: "Aliens land on Jupiter".

"Icelandic fish talks - not likely"

From a newspaper in Normal, Illinois: "Normal Girl Weds Oblong Boy"

"Police Murder Suspect in Court"

"Sons of Toil Buried in Tons of Soil."

Story about Renee Zellweger's marriage. "Bridget Jones's dowry."

"New Vaccine May Contain Rabies"

"Passengers Hit by Cancelled Trains"

"STRIP CLUB SHOCK: Magistrates May Act on Indecent Shows"

"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"

"Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Post by **Garry Russell** » 30 May 2007, 11:13

I liked it too Graham

Nice list there John.......

Garry

FlyTexas · Post by **FlyTexas** » 30 May 2007, 11:43

:think: ..... Just kidding, I got this one! The picture helped.

Brian

DanKH · Post by **DanKH** » 30 May 2007, 11:44

Both are great

Jon Rose · Post by **Jon Rose** » 30 May 2007, 12:10

:brick:

Filonian · Post by **Filonian** » 30 May 2007, 12:17

Like that list John.

I am quite sure some of them will find their way into my newsletter for the Mess.

Graham