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Filonian
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The parrot

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A man goes into a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs.
The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!â€
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Post by DispatchDragon »

<---is having a broke aeroplane day and still laughed

Thanks mate

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Post by Jetset »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bloody good!
Onwards and Upwards!!!!!!!!
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Excellent :lol:

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Post by Garry Russell »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one Graham


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Post by DispatchDragon »

Three to go Garry :wink: :-#

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Post by Garry Russell »

Ah yes

And I think a bit of a surprise for number 10,000 :think:

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2 and counting .... ;-)
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Post by Vulcan_to_the_Sky! »

:lol: :lol:
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