Apparently though top of the list is swimming with dolphins, this is supposedly the number one thing to do before you die
Wow I never knew that! So if you don't want to die you don't swim with them, is that right??
Well I had the chance once to swim with these wonderful creatures that either want you to sit on their backs whilst they shoot through the water the spray stinging your eyes and then they can get fruity and try to mate with your leg, apparently you do not even need to wear that lynx stuff that makes you smell like a mooses backside.
I declined, although the sex side of it may be the best offer I get I prefer to stay on the dry stuff, bit like cars and pedestrians we have our domains...cars use the road pedestrians the paths...Fish use the water I will either fly in an aeroplane over it or if need be on a boat on it..
Question how do you know if a Dolphin fancies a bit:
Answer; They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle.
Although this lady seems happy enough??
Question do they bite?
Answer; Further damaging a reputation tarnished by reports of violence, a bottlenose dolphin off the coast of Florida bit a 14-year-old French tourist(can't see the problem with that myself?) who tried to pet it this week.
Oh and take a look at this wonderful bit of info...
A young man employed at the local aquarium was bitten by a bottlenose dolphin (Tursiops truncatus) during a training session, receiving a slight injury which healed rapidly. Some two months later fluctuant swellings appeared in the region of the bite, which developed into indolent ulcers which have not completely healed seven months after the original bite.
So if you want to do something before you die then hit on a dolphin, heck he will probably help you on the way either with 14inches of dolphin flesh imbedded in parts you don't want, or a little nip that will turn septic and things will drop off!
You gotta love em though
You was the best there ever was.
