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by Airspeed
27 Dec 2011, 00:59
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Another Short joke
Replies: 4
Views: 1318

Another Short joke

A Sarafand, a Knuckleduster and a Sturgeon walked into a bar.......oh, you've heard it already.... :hide:
by Airspeed
24 Dec 2011, 01:22
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: £16 ($25) Computer
Replies: 5
Views: 912

Re: £16 ($25) Computer

Hi Guys, Prior to my current computer, mine came from the tip, at $2 each, and the best bits from each combined to make a satisfactory platform for FS9. OK, the 2 screens were $5 each, mint in boxes - not flat screens, so "un-sellable" Many years back, I bought a book and sample PIC, think...
by Airspeed
24 Dec 2011, 00:46
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Drink Driving Message
Replies: 9
Views: 1520

Re: Drink Driving Message

Dijer gessum beer munny frum th farez hic......
by Airspeed
23 Dec 2011, 11:38
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: A brave suggestion
Replies: 8
Views: 1257

Re: A brave suggestion

My utmost respect to you.....
"Signed
Hung Like Horse :lol:"

30cm, but you don't use it as a rule, eh?
by Airspeed
23 Dec 2011, 11:34
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: A brave suggestion
Replies: 8
Views: 1257

Re: A brave suggestion

Tako_Kichi wrote:LOL... love all these Native American names. :lol:

I am reminded of the 'spirit guide' in Terry Pratchett's Disc World novel series.
Episode 2 of TP's "Going Postal" screening here in Australia Christmas Eve, can't wait! Glad to hear of another fan, Larry!
by Airspeed
22 Dec 2011, 23:21
Forum: Gallery
Topic: Sea Vampire
Replies: 10
Views: 2492

Re: Sea Vampire

dswanson wrote:Hi,

Is this FSX or FS9 ?
It's Rob Richardson's FSX Acceleration version. It's flyable with FSX SP2, I don't know what may be missing without the big A. I'm awaiting delivery of Acceleration.
by Airspeed
21 Dec 2011, 23:56
Forum: Gallery
Topic: Sea Vampire
Replies: 10
Views: 2492

Re: Sea Vampire

Garry Russell wrote:No..I've not touched them, but they have been reduced
Aaahh, the power of magic.




Which reminds me of QI:
Darth Vader: "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke Skywalker!"
Luke: "How could that be possible?"
Darth Vader; "I felt your presence!" :OB:
by Airspeed
21 Dec 2011, 23:47
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: A brave suggestion
Replies: 8
Views: 1257

A brave suggestion

"Chief Screaming Eagle, must we persist in naming children after the first thing seen by our fathers after birth?"

"This is an ancient part of our culture, Steaming Dog Droppings, do you suggest that we abandon it?"
by Airspeed
21 Dec 2011, 00:34
Forum: Gallery
Topic: Sea Vampire
Replies: 10
Views: 2492

Re: Sea Vampire

Garry Russell wrote:HI Noddy :hello:

Please reduce the pics to 800x600 max as perforum rules :worried:

Thanks :)
Hi Garry,
Did you adjust the pix to their current dimensions?
by Airspeed
18 Dec 2011, 02:33
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Two Lawyers
Replies: 2
Views: 587

Re: Two Lawyers

I can see the second lawyer's point - she wasn't screwed into anything, so how could they screw her out of it? :hide: