Merlot
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Merlot
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an
attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the
man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was
lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
your pants".
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a
BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over
twenty-million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle
back.
attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the
man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was
lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
your pants".
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a
BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over
twenty-million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle
back.
Dave G.
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Like the great June affair page! Can't wait now!
BTW, I think I've found a replacement for manchester - http://www.dehavillandmuseum.co.uk/
It's (Just) outside London.
BTW, I think I've found a replacement for manchester - http://www.dehavillandmuseum.co.uk/
It's (Just) outside London.
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"Break formation, break!!!"
"Break formation, break!!!"