Marriage Tips
Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 09:15
According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate
the bag. So every morning I slap her bum and say "Two sugars, fatso."
My wife said she's leaving me because im overweight and effeminate.
Bloody cheek: since the start of the year I've gone down two dress
sizes.
When a wife asks: "Does my bum look big in this?" Apparently the
wrong answer is: "Your bum is not entirely in it."
EricT