I was lazily masticating in bed as usual this morning.
I'd slurped up a bit of lovely cool creamy white stuff, and had a deliciously soft piece of melon on my tongue.
Unexpectedly, my toes curled, legs went stiff, and I tried to stifle a roar.
One of the blooming cats had jumped on the bed, claws straight through the sheet and into my shins.
Nearly spilt the rest of my cereal with fruit and yoghurt.
Sorry, I'm boring you
A dreamy mastication goes wrong
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- Garry Russell
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Re: A dreamy mastication goes wrong
Lucky you didn't go blind
Garry
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"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
Re: A dreamy mastication goes wrong
And for Gary's response -
I was going to post some smart remark but he beat me to it!
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Re: A dreamy mastication goes wrong
When my toes curl and legs go stiff in bed, it's cramp.
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Re: A dreamy mastication goes wrong
That'll be the Sporran rusting up
Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
Re: A dreamy mastication goes wrong
My 2 little furry black terrors were in mischievous mood yesterday afternoon. As I sat in front of my PC out of the corner of my eye, I saw a black shape hurtling by above head height and something else disappear into the corner of the room at high speed. As I looked round, not a creature moved but the light shade was swinging slowly. Nothing was found in the corner of the room, but 2 small faces peered around the door frame looking like butter wouldn't melt.
"Speed building both sides.....passing one hundred knots.....V1..rotate...oh sh*t..."