Seasonal Felicitations
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Seasonal Felicitations
A 'Generic Greeting' at this time of year from the standards and regulatory group.
From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the Wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
Or not.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-
A. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
B. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
C. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
D. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
E. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.
F. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
G. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged
Oh... and have a merry thingy everyone!
From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the Wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
Or not.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-
A. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
B. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
C. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
D. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
E. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.
F. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
G. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged
Oh... and have a merry thingy everyone!
Larry
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Y'all have a good christmas and a happy and prosperous 2014
Thanks for all your support and patronage over the last year.. we certainly couldn't do it without you
A special thought to Ian's family. Their Christmas will be very different this year
Thank you one and all
ATB
DaveB
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Didn't want to be the first, but let me now join wishes of joy and great merriment to one and all, and goodwill to absent friends.
We couldn't do it without the Commanding Officers, either Dave, so here's to every man jack of you!
We couldn't do it without the Commanding Officers, either Dave, so here's to every man jack of you!
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Best wishes to all for a very Happy Christmas and a Happy, Healthy New Year.
Graham
Graham
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Here's tae us, wha's like us, damned few, and their aw deid!
Compliments of the season to each and every one of you
BTW..I'm declaring a CGH amnesty for the sales period ...gerrinnn!!
Compliments of the season to each and every one of you
BTW..I'm declaring a CGH amnesty for the sales period ...gerrinnn!!
Rgds,
Colin
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Colin
Gentleman (n.) Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't
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Hello All,
All the best for Xmas and a Peaceful New Year to you all.
Best Regards,
Roger.
All the best for Xmas and a Peaceful New Year to you all.
Best Regards,
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Best wishes to one and all - from a silent sim installation for the season!
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Everyone have a very Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year!
Nigel²
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Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year
Kevin
Kevin
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