Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.' The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.
They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?' The American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take the risk.' EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Tomliner wrote:
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. EricT
Sorry, I stopped reading at this point. I fell to my knees and offered prayers to the Lord for delivering us from evil!
Kevin
It's all getting a bit tiresome this slating of the man. Perhaps there is greater focus over here but jeez people, let it go. He won fair and square and so far all he has done is +ve thus far. It's called democracy. Every damned show from Graham Norton to Colbert (all lefty luvvies) has to slate him.
Vancouver wrote:
He won fair and square and so far all he has done is +ve thus far. It's called democracy.
You obviously haven't been reading about the investigation ordered into Russian interference in the election process ... and people expressing their views, which apparently you wish to restrict, is also called democracy
Gents, I must admit that I did wonder about posting this one. I had hoped that it would be seen just as a joke but of course politics can be a contentious subject.
I was not expressing any personal opinion in this posting, anyway it's far too early for anyone to make an informed assessment of his track record until he's had sime time in office.
I seem to recall Ronald Reagan being ridiculed prior to taking office yet posterity seems to indicate that he made a good President. EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
Every damned show from Graham Norton to Colbert (all lefty luvvies) has to slate him.