Took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73.
I'm happy, I live at number 71....So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!
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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~ EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
